1 00:00:04,088 --> 00:00:06,381 I'm doing my first EMT ride-along today. 2 00:00:06,382 --> 00:00:07,674 Joyce makes all the nurses do them 3 00:00:07,675 --> 00:00:09,718 so we better understand the patient experience. 4 00:00:09,719 --> 00:00:11,469 I'm a little nervous. 5 00:00:11,470 --> 00:00:13,263 It's basically my normal job but while running red lights. 6 00:00:13,264 --> 00:00:15,306 Bruce and Matty hitting the road. 7 00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:16,808 Yeah, when I heard Matty's number got called, 8 00:00:16,809 --> 00:00:18,143 I knew I had to tag along. 9 00:00:18,144 --> 00:00:19,686 I used to do these back when I was a young cub, 10 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:20,895 and they were always insane. 11 00:00:20,896 --> 00:00:22,647 Oh, awesome. 12 00:00:22,648 --> 00:00:24,149 Yeah, a friend in med school had to reattach 13 00:00:24,150 --> 00:00:25,900 a guy's thumb right there on the highway median. 14 00:00:25,901 --> 00:00:27,277 Hmm. - Wow. 15 00:00:27,278 --> 00:00:29,362 Yeah, added about 1/8 of an inch in length. 16 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:31,448 Is that--why's that good? 17 00:00:31,449 --> 00:00:33,199 Well, guy's got a longer thumb now. 18 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:35,452 Yeah, this is where heroes are born, 19 00:00:35,453 --> 00:00:37,120 war stories immortalized. 20 00:00:37,121 --> 00:00:38,496 Today it's our turn, man. - Oh. 21 00:00:38,497 --> 00:00:39,664 Strap in. 22 00:00:39,665 --> 00:00:41,416 Awesome. 23 00:00:41,417 --> 00:00:42,917 Oh, should I take a Dramamine? 24 00:00:42,918 --> 00:00:44,085 I've never looked backwards in a car before. 25 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:55,263 Push! 26 00:00:55,264 --> 00:00:57,307 Oh! Welcome to Earth. 27 00:00:57,308 --> 00:01:00,393 Oh, you lucky little baby. 28 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:02,312 You just plopped out 29 00:01:02,313 --> 00:01:05,899 {\an8}into St. Denis' new birthing center. 30 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:07,609 {\an8}If that was gross, leave it out. 31 00:01:07,610 --> 00:01:10,945 {\an8}We are excited because we are about to hire 32 00:01:10,946 --> 00:01:12,864 {\an8}our new head midwife. 33 00:01:12,865 --> 00:01:14,991 {\an8}She's gonna be the face of this whole operation. 34 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:17,452 {\an8}And to help me, I have Alex here 35 00:01:17,453 --> 00:01:19,579 {\an8}as my trusted right-hand man. 36 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:21,080 {\an8}Uh, woman. 37 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,373 {\an8}Yeah, we're not 38 00:01:22,374 --> 00:01:23,541 {\an8}at the Democratic National Convention, Alex. 39 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:25,001 {\an8}It's fine. - You know what? 40 00:01:25,002 --> 00:01:27,170 {\an8}I would just like to say, Joyce, I am very proud of you. 41 00:01:27,171 --> 00:01:28,755 {\an8}You've worked really hard to get here. 42 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:30,673 {\an8}Oh, well, preach. 43 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:32,467 {\an8}The delays, the setbacks, the failed inspection-- 44 00:01:32,468 --> 00:01:34,511 {\an8}we are bleeding money. 45 00:01:34,512 --> 00:01:35,637 {\an8}- Wait, really? - Oh, yeah. 46 00:01:35,638 --> 00:01:36,721 {\an8}Sometimes when I take a bath, 47 00:01:36,722 --> 00:01:38,097 {\an8}I slide down into the water, 48 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,850 {\an8}and I think, I'm never coming up. 49 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:42,435 {\an8}- Well, that's not good. - Yeah. 50 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:45,313 {\an8}OK, we're gonna put you on a 10-day course of this, 51 00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:48,942 {\an8}and you will be right as rain. 52 00:01:48,943 --> 00:01:51,820 {\an8}Can we monitor him for a few minutes before discharging? 53 00:01:51,821 --> 00:01:52,946 {\an8}Sure. 54 00:01:52,947 --> 00:01:54,906 {\an8}Oh, can I have my pen back? 55 00:01:54,907 --> 00:01:56,199 {\an8}What pen? 56 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:57,784 {\an8}Oh, this? 57 00:01:57,785 --> 00:01:58,785 {\an8}This is mine. 58 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:00,954 {\an8}No, that's my pen. 59 00:02:00,955 --> 00:02:02,664 {\an8}No, it is my pen. 60 00:02:02,665 --> 00:02:04,666 {\an8}And it has the best click. 61 00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:06,125 {\an8}The best click, exactly. 62 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,961 {\an8}- And that smooth ink bleed. - It doesn't smudge. 63 00:02:07,962 --> 00:02:09,254 {\an8}I know, because it's my pen. 64 00:02:09,255 --> 00:02:10,922 {\an8}Well, I know my pen very well. 65 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:12,674 {\an8}- I've had that pen for weeks. - Months. 66 00:02:12,675 --> 00:02:13,925 {\an8}- It's got a B on the side. - It has got a B on the side, 67 00:02:13,926 --> 00:02:15,176 {\an8}and the rest is smudged out. 68 00:02:15,177 --> 00:02:17,679 {\an8}I know this because it is my pen. 69 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:20,348 {\an8}When working in a hospital like this with limited supplies 70 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:21,809 {\an8}and worn-out equipment, 71 00:02:22,017 --> 00:02:24,352 {\an8}to actually find something that works, 72 00:02:24,353 --> 00:02:26,354 {\an8}it's like a ray of sunshine. 73 00:02:26,355 --> 00:02:30,942 {\an8}So when I am using this pen, I am my best self. 74 00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:34,028 {\an8}Here, bring the mic closer. 75 00:02:34,029 --> 00:02:36,030 {\an8}Ah. 76 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:37,824 {\an8}So good. 77 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:41,369 {\an8}Like butter. 78 00:02:41,370 --> 00:02:43,162 {\an8}Well, you've delivered thousands of babies. 79 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,289 {\an8}That's amazing. 80 00:02:44,290 --> 00:02:46,416 {\an8}Mm-hmm. Well, I'm a hard worker. 81 00:02:46,417 --> 00:02:48,334 {\an8}And I bounce from farm to farm. 82 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:49,544 {\an8}Sorry, farm to farm? 83 00:02:49,545 --> 00:02:52,380 {\an8}I mostly deliver pigs and goats. 84 00:02:52,381 --> 00:02:54,215 {\an8}And how many humans? 85 00:02:54,216 --> 00:02:56,175 {\an8}How many humans what? 86 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,678 {\an8}I encourage all my mothers to eat the placenta. 87 00:02:58,679 --> 00:02:59,763 {\an8}- Oh, yum. - Hmm. 88 00:02:59,972 --> 00:03:01,556 {\an8}Also the umbilical cord. 89 00:03:01,557 --> 00:03:03,474 {\an8}You--can you eat that? 90 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:04,809 {\an8}Oh, yeah. 91 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:07,687 {\an8}You can pretty much eat anything that falls out. 92 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:09,397 {\an8}Double yum. 93 00:03:09,398 --> 00:03:11,900 {\an8}Can I smoke in here? 94 00:03:11,901 --> 00:03:15,361 {\an8}Sorry, I don't move as well as I used to. 95 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:16,654 {\an8}Oh. 96 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:18,573 {\an8}Or do I? 97 00:03:18,574 --> 00:03:21,660 {\an8}Oh! Wow. OK. 98 00:03:25,331 --> 00:03:26,664 {\an8}Come on over. - Yeah. 99 00:03:26,665 --> 00:03:28,876 {\an8}Take a seat. We'll--we'll talk a little bit. 100 00:03:30,169 --> 00:03:32,378 {\an8}I can't. 101 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:34,297 {\an8}So I made a late-in-life career change, 102 00:03:34,298 --> 00:03:35,924 {\an8}and I've been assisting over at the clinic in Drayton 103 00:03:35,925 --> 00:03:37,342 {\an8}for the past 16 months. 104 00:03:37,343 --> 00:03:39,427 {\an8}Nice, Mel. All right. 105 00:03:39,428 --> 00:03:42,931 {\an8}And it says here that you are a man. 106 00:03:42,932 --> 00:03:44,974 {\an8}- Oh, yeah. - Great. 107 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:47,352 {\an8}Yeah, I like to call myself a mid-husband. 108 00:03:47,353 --> 00:03:48,937 {\an8}Sounds like most husbands. 109 00:03:48,938 --> 00:03:50,063 {\an8}- Yeah. - I guess. 110 00:03:50,064 --> 00:03:51,397 {\an8}That's great. 111 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:52,607 {\an8}I don't know what the problem is. 112 00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:55,443 {\an8}You just don't have enough human experience. 113 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:56,611 {\an8}You know what? 114 00:03:56,612 --> 00:03:58,237 {\an8}A pig's vagina and a human's vagina 115 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,489 {\an8}are nearly identical. 116 00:03:59,490 --> 00:04:01,074 {\an8}You can barely tell the difference. 117 00:04:01,075 --> 00:04:02,743 {\an8}I think we could probably tell the difference. 118 00:04:02,952 --> 00:04:04,410 {\an8}OK. 119 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:05,954 {\an8}What's that? 120 00:04:05,955 --> 00:04:07,455 {\an8}That is a human vagina. 121 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:09,457 {\an8}Wrong, pig. 122 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:11,834 {\an8}Oh, wait. 123 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:13,670 {\an8}OK, that is a-- 124 00:04:13,671 --> 00:04:15,129 that is a human vagina. 125 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:17,840 Yeah, the tan lines kind of gave it away. 126 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:20,426 So many lives saved in here 127 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:21,552 and many more lost, 128 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:22,679 right where we're sitting. 129 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:25,181 Mm, smell of death in the air. 130 00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:26,641 That's just an air freshener. 131 00:04:26,642 --> 00:04:28,393 I click it onto the vent right here. 132 00:04:28,394 --> 00:04:30,436 OK, let's just go. Let's hit it, guys. 133 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:31,688 You gotta buckle up. 134 00:04:31,689 --> 00:04:33,106 Uh, nah, we'll raw dog it, you know? 135 00:04:33,107 --> 00:04:34,691 Gotta be ready to leap out. 136 00:04:34,692 --> 00:04:36,275 - I'll normal dog it. - Not me, bud. 137 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,402 I eat danger. 138 00:04:37,403 --> 00:04:38,611 Come on, let's go! 139 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,029 We can't leave until you buckle up. 140 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:41,781 What? Seriously? Oh, my God. 141 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:44,117 Uh... 142 00:04:44,118 --> 00:04:45,953 OK, uh, we're all good back here. 143 00:04:47,371 --> 00:04:49,706 I gotta hear the click. 144 00:04:49,707 --> 00:04:51,582 OK. There you go. 145 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:52,959 Let's go. Hit the lights. 146 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,043 We can't. 147 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:55,586 We had a whole meeting about it. 148 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:56,838 - Let's play some music, then. - Nope. 149 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:58,548 Too distracting. 150 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:03,511 Hey, guys, has anybody seen a white pen 151 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:05,054 with a faded B on the side? 152 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:06,973 Hey, can we order more 2x2 gauze? 153 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:08,725 Let's handle the yell-outs as they come in, OK? 154 00:05:08,726 --> 00:05:10,601 Has anyone seen my picture of Linda? 155 00:05:10,602 --> 00:05:12,395 Why would anyone steal a picture of your wife? 156 00:05:12,396 --> 00:05:14,063 That's what's got me concerned. 157 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:15,648 Shh. Quiet. 158 00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:20,737 You took my pen! 159 00:05:20,738 --> 00:05:23,072 I took my pen. 160 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:24,532 Did you take the picture of Linda? 161 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:26,034 No. Why would I do that? 162 00:05:26,035 --> 00:05:27,076 Yeah. 163 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:29,162 That's the puzzle. 164 00:05:29,163 --> 00:05:30,872 OK, this next résumé looks really good, though. 165 00:05:30,873 --> 00:05:32,707 Um, you know, she's got an advanced degree 166 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:34,083 and great references. 167 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:36,461 Oh. Experience with human babies. 168 00:05:36,462 --> 00:05:38,796 - Yeah, mm-hmm. - Proficient in Excel. 169 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:40,423 Yeah, fingers crossed. 170 00:05:40,424 --> 00:05:41,966 OK. 171 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:43,426 Hi there. Nice to meet you. 172 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:44,594 - Hi. - Welcome. Come on in. 173 00:05:44,595 --> 00:05:46,471 I'm Alex. - No! 174 00:05:46,472 --> 00:05:47,513 Way! 175 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,015 What a small world. 176 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:51,517 Ashley Lawrence, that's you? 177 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:53,144 Of course it is. 178 00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:55,146 - Hey, Joyce. Hi. - Look at ya! 179 00:05:57,232 --> 00:06:01,444 Alex, Ashley is dating Sanderson, my former fiancé. 180 00:06:01,445 --> 00:06:03,112 Oh, no. 181 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:04,572 And they met right in front of me. 182 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:05,740 How are you, girlfriend? 183 00:06:05,741 --> 00:06:06,991 - I'm good. - Mm. 184 00:06:06,992 --> 00:06:08,826 Uh, thank you so much for having me. 185 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:10,870 I hope this isn't too weird. 186 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:12,121 Weird? No. 187 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:13,873 If anything, it's weird that it's not weird. 188 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,166 Oh. 189 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:16,084 Well, then I guess it is weird, then. 190 00:06:16,085 --> 00:06:17,418 Oh, she's funny too. 191 00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:19,837 - I see that. - Yay! Yay! 192 00:06:21,632 --> 00:06:22,549 Oh, that's fun. 193 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:27,553 OK, years of experience and a CNM degree from Michigan. 194 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:28,930 That's one of the best programs in the country. 195 00:06:28,931 --> 00:06:29,848 - Oh, top program. - Yeah. 196 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:31,140 Ain't none higher. 197 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:32,975 Yeah, I valued my time there. 198 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:35,937 But to be honest, I didn't lock into midwifery 199 00:06:35,938 --> 00:06:38,231 until I started working with actual mothers. 200 00:06:38,232 --> 00:06:40,900 - Mm-hmm. Smart and passionate. - Yeah. 201 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,652 I can see why Sanderson likes you. 202 00:06:42,653 --> 00:06:44,112 Oh. 203 00:06:44,113 --> 00:06:45,530 He is a great guy, isn't he? 204 00:06:45,531 --> 00:06:47,073 - Yeah, he is. - Mm-hmm. 205 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:49,283 OK, um, so this-- this period at the Merrick Family-- 206 00:06:49,284 --> 00:06:51,619 Although I could do without him eating all of his meals 207 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:52,620 over the sink. 208 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:54,622 Oh, my gosh, right? 209 00:06:54,623 --> 00:06:58,334 And then he's like, the sink is a natural trough. 210 00:06:58,335 --> 00:06:59,169 Oh, my-- 211 00:06:59,378 --> 00:07:01,546 A natural trough. 212 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:05,716 And how about how he's always late for dates? 213 00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:07,593 Be on time for once, buddy. 214 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:08,970 Yeah. 215 00:07:08,971 --> 00:07:11,389 Well, I haven't really noticed that, but... 216 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:14,851 Well, who would keep you waiting? 217 00:07:14,852 --> 00:07:16,770 A beauty like you? You are beautiful. 218 00:07:16,979 --> 00:07:18,229 OK. 219 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:19,730 Toned. 220 00:07:19,731 --> 00:07:21,149 You got quite a body on you. 221 00:07:21,150 --> 00:07:22,358 I like it. - Joyce... 222 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:23,734 - I like it. - I don't think we need 223 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:25,278 to talk about Ashley's-- - Oh, do you not like it? 224 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:27,488 - No. I don't--I don't-- - No, you know, thank you. 225 00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:29,240 In my line of work, I see lots of bodies, 226 00:07:29,241 --> 00:07:31,367 and to me, they're all beautiful, so... 227 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:34,328 I rate every woman I've ever met on a 10-point scale. 228 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:36,581 I'm disgusting. 229 00:07:36,582 --> 00:07:37,999 What--what do you-- how would you rate me? 230 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,876 OK, I think we're good here. 231 00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:41,335 Yeah? All right. Thank you for coming in. 232 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:42,503 - Thank you. - OK. 233 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:43,588 We're good for the day, yeah. 234 00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:44,839 I think we really have a great 235 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,008 professional relationship. 236 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:48,342 Oh, pure class. 237 00:07:48,343 --> 00:07:50,011 Ashley... 238 00:07:50,012 --> 00:07:51,095 I love you. 239 00:07:52,514 --> 00:07:54,182 So you go take care of yourself 240 00:07:54,183 --> 00:07:56,267 and stay near that phone, OK? 241 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:00,354 Wow, yuck! 242 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:01,648 She is weird! 243 00:08:05,027 --> 00:08:06,277 All right, urgent call. 244 00:08:06,278 --> 00:08:07,528 We're first on the scene. We gotta move. 245 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:09,989 On me! Go! Go, go! 246 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:12,241 All right. Whoa! 247 00:08:12,242 --> 00:08:13,910 - Hey! - Ah! 248 00:08:13,911 --> 00:08:15,286 Patient's actually over here. 249 00:08:15,287 --> 00:08:17,079 - Oh. - Hey. Bee sting. 250 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,332 I thought I was allergic, but I think I'm OK. 251 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:20,917 All right. 252 00:08:20,918 --> 00:08:22,043 We should probably get that stinger out, though, huh? 253 00:08:22,044 --> 00:08:23,252 Oh. 254 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:24,337 Yeah, it's much higher on this side. 255 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:26,589 Yo! - OK, One, two--oh! 256 00:08:26,590 --> 00:08:27,757 Matt! 257 00:08:27,758 --> 00:08:28,758 Looks like it fell out already. 258 00:08:28,759 --> 00:08:30,259 - Oh. - OK, ice pack or no ice pack? 259 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:31,177 - Matt! - Ice pack. 260 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:32,261 Good call. 261 00:08:32,262 --> 00:08:33,680 Oh, the wall's super wet, guys. 262 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:37,558 Damn it. I lost a shoe in the mud. 263 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:39,353 Matt, I need you to get me some new sneakers. 264 00:08:40,646 --> 00:08:42,146 That faded B on the side, 265 00:08:42,147 --> 00:08:43,856 I bet you don't know what it used to say. 266 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,066 Banking and Loan of East Oregon. 267 00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:47,693 Ooh, fast answer--and wrong. 268 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:49,904 Brittleston Dental. That's where I go. 269 00:08:49,905 --> 00:08:52,281 The guy who was using too much nitrous on his patients? 270 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:53,574 - Uh, no. - Knocking them out 271 00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:54,742 and taking pictures of them naked? 272 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:55,868 Ron, I am so sorry. 273 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,578 It didn't happen. 274 00:08:57,579 --> 00:09:00,331 I was given that pen, unmolested, 275 00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:02,250 as a reward for not needing sunglasses 276 00:09:02,251 --> 00:09:03,542 during my last cleaning. 277 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:04,919 I was at the bank counter. 278 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:06,128 Teller gave me the stink eye. 279 00:09:06,129 --> 00:09:07,213 She turned her back, and I ripped this 280 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:08,422 right off its chain. 281 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:09,675 You're lying about the bank. 282 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,592 You're lying about the dentist. 283 00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:13,094 Ashley is the winner here. 284 00:09:13,095 --> 00:09:14,887 And I know it might be a little bit uncomfortable, 285 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:15,930 but if you want my opinion, she's the-- 286 00:09:15,931 --> 00:09:17,014 Uncomfortable? No. 287 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:18,474 I broke up with Sanderson. 288 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:19,892 I'm fine. - OK, great. 289 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,394 Then let's hire her. 290 00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:23,729 Except I just-- I don't think she's a good fit. 291 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,147 And if I had a gun to my head right now, 292 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:27,483 I think I'd have to pick, um, Mel. 293 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:28,985 - Mel? - Yeah. 294 00:09:28,986 --> 00:09:31,863 OK. Well, he's not as experienced. 295 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,073 Not as experienced? 296 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,409 Oh, I see what's going on here. 297 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:38,869 You have a problem with Mel because he's a man. 298 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:41,455 Sorry, Alex, but I think that's very prejudiced. 299 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:42,748 What are you talking about? 300 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,750 Val, um, does the idea 301 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,669 of a male midwife seem weird to you? 302 00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:48,504 - Yup. - No. Try again, Val. 303 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:50,506 That is sexist! - I'm OK with that. 304 00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:52,091 OK, well, what about a midwife who's obsessed 305 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,342 with pig vaginas? 306 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:54,760 'Cause that's our second choice. 307 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,429 How is that our second choice? 308 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:57,847 Fine! You know what? They were all bad. 309 00:09:57,848 --> 00:09:59,473 We'll do it again in a couple months. 310 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:01,392 You would delay the opening again? 311 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:03,061 Joyce, you just got everything back on schedule. 312 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:04,812 I thought we were bleeding money. 313 00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:06,439 Well, we'll just have to cut corners in other departments 314 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:07,690 and tighten our belts. 315 00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:09,108 You are letting a personal issue 316 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,526 affect everyone who works here. 317 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:12,445 Watch it, Alex! 318 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:13,989 You're overstepping! 319 00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:16,574 We're lucky. 320 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:17,742 Hasn't been too bad so far. 321 00:10:17,743 --> 00:10:19,785 - Uh, it's been very bad, Matt. - Really? 322 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:21,078 It's been pretty calm, pretty easy. 323 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:22,538 Exactly! 324 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:25,041 We've been stuck with a bunch of boring duds-- 325 00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:28,127 bee stinger man, the lady who just had to fart, 326 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,339 some guy faking heatstroke. 327 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:32,089 I'm not faking. 328 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:33,966 Uh, it's cloudy and 65 degrees outside. 329 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,134 Scattered clouds. 330 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,177 You know, sometimes that makes 331 00:10:36,178 --> 00:10:37,219 the bright spots seem hotter. 332 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:38,471 Matt, I swear to God. 333 00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:41,682 You really should buckle up. 334 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,017 Is he not buckled up? 335 00:10:43,018 --> 00:10:44,435 I am buckling! 336 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:46,937 I'm buckled! Oh, my God. 337 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,272 Hey. 338 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:49,523 Alex, I'm sorry. 339 00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:51,150 We need to spend some time apart. 340 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,610 - Well, we can't. - We can. 341 00:10:52,611 --> 00:10:54,487 I'm asking you to go back to work, please. 342 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:57,073 We can't, because Mel and Ashley are waiting outside. 343 00:10:57,074 --> 00:10:58,700 I brought them back for a second interview. 344 00:10:58,909 --> 00:11:00,242 Are you insane? 345 00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:02,578 Joyce, I'm here for a reason, OK? 346 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:03,662 - Yeah, to take notes. - No. 347 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:04,747 I keep wanting you to do that. 348 00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:06,040 - I-- - But I see no notes. 349 00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:08,417 No, I'm here because you trust me, all right? 350 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:10,503 And deep down, I think you know 351 00:11:10,504 --> 00:11:12,171 that these are our best options. 352 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:15,299 OK, deep down, I really want you to kiss my butt! 353 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,884 I did not want this. - Joyce, just calm down... 354 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:18,761 - Alex, I do not want them here. - Before you open the door. 355 00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:21,555 Hey. 356 00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:22,515 - Hey. - Come on in. 357 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,560 32, 33, and 34. 358 00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:27,561 Bingo. I got this. 359 00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:29,730 - Hello? Ma'am? - Ma'am? 360 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,315 Ma'am, we're here to help you. 361 00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:32,817 Uh, this woman's Life Alert went off. 362 00:11:32,818 --> 00:11:34,235 Not really sure what we're getting into. 363 00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:35,903 All right, ma'am, can you unlock the door? 364 00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:38,739 Oh, I'm stuck on the ground! 365 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,032 All right, we're gonna have to bust through this thing. 366 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,325 On me, boys. 367 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:42,952 We're supposed to call the fire department. 368 00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:44,328 Listen, I'm not gonna sit around and wait 369 00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:45,913 for a bunch of flame chasers to swoop in 370 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,415 and be the heroes here. 371 00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:49,166 Look. 372 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:52,002 All right, I can walk along this ledge, 373 00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:53,087 climb through that window, 374 00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:54,505 and unlock the door from the inside. 375 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:55,840 - Bruce. - I'll be fine. 376 00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:58,050 If we don't act now, we might lose her. 377 00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,343 I think I'll be all right. 378 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:00,511 Save your strength, ma'am. 379 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,138 You need food. You need water. 380 00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:04,390 Well, I fell pretty close to my cat's water bowl. 381 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,891 What? Just shh. 382 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,268 God. Come on, Matt. 383 00:12:07,269 --> 00:12:08,936 You're gonna make this lady drink cat water? 384 00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,104 I'm not in charge here. 385 00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:11,188 I am! 386 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:12,481 We wait for the fire department. 387 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:13,899 All right, well, Dave, you're the boss. 388 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,360 So I guess we wait. 389 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,655 What the-- Hey! Don't do that. 390 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:21,450 I wish I had a choice. 391 00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:26,287 What the hell are you doing, man? 392 00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:27,621 Suck it, Dave! 393 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:28,706 Some of us are heroes. 394 00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:30,458 All right. All right. 395 00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:32,960 What? Why is this window locked? 396 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,920 Uh, I guess so people don't walk along the ledge 397 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,255 and try to break in. 398 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:39,258 Well, it's gonna take more than a locked window 399 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,635 to stop Bruce. 400 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:43,596 Oh, two locked windows? 401 00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:44,805 Are you kidding me? 402 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:46,724 All right, what if I-- 403 00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:47,808 Whoa! God. 404 00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:49,477 OK, wow. 405 00:12:49,478 --> 00:12:50,811 It's pretty high up, actually. 406 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,188 - You OK, Bruce? - Huh? Yeah. 407 00:12:52,189 --> 00:12:53,772 I might take a step back towards you. 408 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:54,900 OK? - OK. 409 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,403 Whoa! God. 410 00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,614 All right, great. Good first step. 411 00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:02,491 That was great. 412 00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:06,285 - Could you walk back? - Oh, nah. 413 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,453 Body's not working. 414 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:08,621 I'm not scared. 415 00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:10,414 You know, just a rational physical reaction 416 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:12,291 to the potential consequence of a fall. 417 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,334 All right, well, you're gonna be fine. 418 00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:14,335 Yeah, unless I fall. 419 00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:15,336 Yeah. 420 00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:16,462 Hey! 421 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,880 Neighbor had a key. 422 00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:19,673 Firefighters are on their way. We're gonna circle back. 423 00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:21,091 OK. Great. All good. 424 00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:23,135 And the leg's not broken! 425 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,803 Just a knee sprain! 426 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,138 Oh, cool. 427 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,139 Happy ending. 428 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,224 Nice to meet you! 429 00:13:28,225 --> 00:13:30,267 No, Matt, what are you doing? Stop. 430 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:31,810 Nah, it's OK. I'm fine with heights. 431 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:32,978 Wow, yeah. 432 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,313 Actually, you made that look easy. 433 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,649 Yeah, used to climb up silos, clean them out. 434 00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,484 Oh, so you had an advantage, then. 435 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,528 Yeah. Plus, I had an uncle who fell to his death. 436 00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:41,820 And what are the odds that happens to two guys 437 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,072 in the same family? 438 00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:44,365 OK, take my hand. 439 00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:45,366 No! I'll pull you down. 440 00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:46,534 You'll kill us both. - OK. 441 00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:48,327 Well, here we are, side by side, 442 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,537 like we all wanted. 443 00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:50,871 I'm so happy to be here. 444 00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:52,289 Sorry, I was mid-remark. 445 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:55,292 Um, like we all wanted, OK? 446 00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:58,671 Mel, what do you prioritize? 447 00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:00,507 The health of the baby, the health of the mother, 448 00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:01,840 or both? 449 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,050 Ooh, that's a toughie. 450 00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:06,929 Uh, I guess I'd say both. 451 00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:09,056 Oh, I would definitely say both too. 452 00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,933 OK, well, Mel has dibs on both, 453 00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:12,393 so you need to pick something else. 454 00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:13,811 - Oh. - Mother or baby? 455 00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:17,106 Uh, I guess I'd prioritize the mother. 456 00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:19,275 OK, so the baby is not as important. 457 00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:20,526 Joyce, come-- I'm pretty sure that Ashley 458 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,403 is also allowed to say both. 459 00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:25,072 OK, Ashley, what's your greatest weakness? 460 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,950 I guess I'd say work-life balance. 461 00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:31,161 I tend to pour my whole heart into the moms I take care of. 462 00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:32,580 Hmm. 463 00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:33,872 Mel, hit me with your greatest strength. 464 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,000 Online poker. 465 00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:37,919 But it's also my, uh, greatest weakness. 466 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,963 We got a blocked airway in 103! 467 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,006 Emergency trach? 468 00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:43,090 Looking like it. 469 00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,217 I gotta make an alternative airway. 470 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,428 Uh, I need-- give me a pen or something! 471 00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:48,387 - A pen? - Yeah, yeah, yeah! 472 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,430 Let's go! Let's go! 473 00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:50,889 Shouldn't you be rushing in? 474 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,684 Yeah, I'm gonna rush in, but I need the pen first. 475 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,730 Hmm. 476 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:03,277 If you don't give me that pen, I'm gonna take it. 477 00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:06,656 You can try, but if you touch this pen, I'm gonna scream. 478 00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:08,617 You're not gonna scream. 479 00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:15,164 This is so embarrassing. 480 00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:16,166 I was supposed to be the hero today, 481 00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:17,875 and now I'm being rescued? 482 00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,543 All because I'm... 483 00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:23,130 well, not scared, you know, just jammed up. 484 00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:24,256 Hey, I get scared all the time. 485 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,674 Jammed up, I said. 486 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,134 I'm just trying to tell you, people already 487 00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:28,427 look up to you, you know? 488 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,220 People already see you as a hero. 489 00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:31,138 You don't have to walk around pretending 490 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,389 to be brave all the time. 491 00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:33,308 Oh, I walk around pretending? 492 00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:34,642 What about you? 493 00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:35,934 Hey, why are you mad at me? 494 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,311 It's called lashing out, Matt. 495 00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:38,520 I'm trying to help. 496 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:39,480 Yeah, well, you're the pretender. 497 00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:40,564 You are. 498 00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:42,274 Oh, I'm so scared of an ambulance. 499 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,442 I'm so scared of life. 500 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,235 I'm scared to pursue Serena. 501 00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:46,737 What? Serena? I don't-- 502 00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:47,988 I don't like her like that anymore, man. 503 00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:49,198 - Matty. - I don't. I don't. 504 00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:50,282 - Matty. Hey. - We're friends. 505 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,617 You can lie to the world. 506 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,160 You can lie to yourself. 507 00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:54,828 But don't lie to Bruce, 508 00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:56,748 not right before we both fall to our deaths. 509 00:15:57,999 --> 00:15:59,750 What does it matter, anyway? 510 00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,168 We're clearly not a match. - Stop that. 511 00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:02,961 Enough with the sad-sack act. 512 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,546 You know, I'll admit, you had me fooled. 513 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:07,966 I used to think you were weak, too, in body and mind. 514 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,843 But look at you. Your mind is strong. 515 00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:10,804 You crushed it today. 516 00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:12,680 And now you're out here risking your life, 517 00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:14,640 all for the sake of your mentor and role model? 518 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,266 You're strong, Matt. 519 00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:17,685 And we can work on the body. 520 00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:19,061 OK. 521 00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:20,187 The point is, if you're feeling jammed up 522 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,689 about Serena, 523 00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:23,774 maybe take a walk on that ledge. 524 00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:26,276 Huh. 525 00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:27,695 All right, let's play some word association. 526 00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:29,988 I want to just see how your brain works, OK? 527 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,615 Mel, pregnancy. 528 00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,200 - Baby. - Bull's-eye. 529 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:35,411 Ashley, Jeffrey Epstein. - No, sorry. 530 00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:36,954 Please don't answer that. Ashley-- 531 00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:39,623 To be clear, I-- I was gonna say bad. 532 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,458 Well, that's pretty mild for what he did. 533 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:43,961 Joyce, I'm sor-- can we--just listen. 534 00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:45,879 I'm gonna ask you both the only question 535 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,214 that actually matters-- 536 00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:49,800 why should the women who come here 537 00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:52,052 trust you with their babies? 538 00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:54,722 This is my passion, my calling. 539 00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:57,224 The health of our community starts at birth. 540 00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:58,851 I really believe that. 541 00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:01,019 And I know that's a cornerstone of Joyce's vision. 542 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,105 I will do everything in my power 543 00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:05,357 to make sure that the mothers who come here 544 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,402 feel safe and loved. 545 00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:10,696 Same. 546 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,282 Plus, I'm punctual. 547 00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:16,077 Ah. 548 00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:20,247 I mean, Ashley's last answer was perfect. 549 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,957 And Mel said, same. 550 00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,751 Plus, the punctual thing? 551 00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:26,086 OK, he was 15 minutes late to his interview. 552 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:27,921 This birthing center is my baby. 553 00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:31,550 I don't go in and tell you how to parent Ella and your son, 554 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,219 whose name is what? 555 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,180 It can't be Cheddar, can it? - All right. 556 00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:37,598 Will you just admit it, OK? 557 00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:39,600 Admit that your judgment is clouded. 558 00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:41,143 Of course it's clouded. 559 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:42,811 OK? Are you happy? 560 00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:45,189 It hurts, Alex. 561 00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:47,900 I know I broke up with Sanderson, but I-- 562 00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:50,444 I don't know if I can see her every day. 563 00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:52,821 Joyce, I know. OK? 564 00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:55,365 I know it hurts, but this is your baby. 565 00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:58,202 And that's why you have to listen to your heart. 566 00:17:58,203 --> 00:18:02,331 You know, when it comes to Ella and Cheddar-- 567 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:05,000 Luke--I don't know why that happened. 568 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:07,044 When it comes to our babies, there's nothing 569 00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:11,089 that is too hard or too awful to endure for their sake. 570 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:15,053 Listen, that is my opinion, but it is your decision. 571 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,353 What's the game this time? 572 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:27,815 Serena, can I please have the pen? 573 00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:29,274 Ew, what's going on? 574 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:30,651 That pen helps me. 575 00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:33,695 And I, uh, would like to ask, 576 00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:35,531 would you help me? 577 00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:37,367 Fine. 578 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,201 That's all you had to say. 579 00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:40,327 Really? 580 00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:41,787 No, but the emotions are awkward, 581 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,038 and I'd like to put this behind us. 582 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,665 Oh, yeah, well, I--I really appreciate it. 583 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:46,167 And, uh, by all means, finish. 584 00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:50,546 No. 585 00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:52,297 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 586 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,217 - What? What? - It's out of ink. 587 00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:56,552 Here, you try. - What? 588 00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:57,803 Come on, baby, don't die on me! 589 00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:00,265 Don't--oh damn! 590 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:05,186 This place, man. 591 00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:07,396 I'm sorry, Ron. 592 00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:13,611 Just a moment of silence. 593 00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:17,865 This is the right decision. 594 00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:18,782 Hello. 595 00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:20,117 Mel. 596 00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:22,661 Got some spectacular news. - Oh, wow. 597 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,912 Honestly, I didn't think I had a chance. 598 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:25,956 You know, Ashley was just so impressive. 599 00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:27,332 - She was. She-- - Yeah. 600 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,542 She certainly was. 601 00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:29,460 Yeah. 602 00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:34,006 Joyce? - Sorry, I, um-- 603 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,757 I was just thinking, this whole thing 604 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,593 has taken so many years of my life, 605 00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:39,970 and it's a huge decision. 606 00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:41,805 And now it's down to just you. 607 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,682 - I'm just so thrilled. - And Ashley. 608 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:46,018 Wait. So you haven't chosen me yet? 609 00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,769 So--I'm sorry-- I don't have the job? 610 00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,229 - No, you do. You do. - Great. 611 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:50,397 Uh, if we choose you. 612 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:51,440 I'm--I'm confused. 613 00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:53,442 Have you chosen me? - We have. 614 00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,193 - OK, good. Amazing! - Not. 615 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,446 Um, but you're still in the mix. 616 00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:59,656 And it is looking pretty good. 617 00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,950 Great, 'cause I just really need this job, Joyce. 618 00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:04,328 Unless you don't get the job. 619 00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:05,787 - Why are you doing this? - Which... 620 00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:07,080 Why are you doing this, Joyce? 621 00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:08,957 Is unfortunately what is happening here. 622 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:09,917 - Oh, Jesus Christ. - I don't think we can 623 00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:12,336 make this work, unless we can. 624 00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:13,253 - Thank you. - No, we can't. 625 00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:14,755 I'm sorry about this. 626 00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:15,672 - No. - I'm really sorry. 627 00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:17,674 I'm gonna send you $1,000. 628 00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:18,842 - Yes! - No, I'm not. 629 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:19,927 Bye, Mel. 630 00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:22,262 - Please, no! - Goodbye. 631 00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:25,015 Ashley is going to be amazing. 632 00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:27,351 And it says a lot about her that she had the guts 633 00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:30,605 to ask her boyfriend's ex-fiancée for a job. 634 00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:35,067 But in a way, it says even more about me 635 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:38,904 that I had the confidence and maturity to hire her. 636 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,739 Tough job, though, head midwife-- 637 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,116 uh, always on call. 638 00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:45,744 It's rough on a relationship. 639 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,705 But yeah, she's gonna be amazing. 640 00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:49,957 Not what I was expecting. 641 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:51,583 I didn't save a patient. 642 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,251 No glory was won. 643 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,670 {\an8}Or was it? 644 00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,964 {\an8}Yeah, I think I just changed Matt's life, 645 00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:58,715 {\an8}set him on a new course. 646 00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:01,969 {\an8}So when you think about it, who rescued who? 647 00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:04,638 {\an8}In a way, I guess you could say we all rescued each other. 648 00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:07,182 {\an8}Hey, you walking, or are you getting on? 649 00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,643 {\an8}No, I'll go by the book on this one. 650 00:21:09,644 --> 00:21:12,187 {\an8}All right. - Ooh. 651 00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:16,817 {\an8}Hey, you gotta buckle up, man. 652 00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:18,360 {\an8}Yeah, eat me, Dave.